King Arthur

By Sarah Sanders

In 2004, Hollywood decided to give the legend of Arthur a “historical revamping” and thus, we have the greatness that is King Arthur. Starring Clive Owen as the embittered soldier under Roman rule who fights to become the king, the film takes itself WAY too seriously giving audiences everywhere some nuggets to treasure.

Especially Keira Knightley’s “war outfit” – because, as everyone knows, before Guinevere became Queen, she was a warrior fighting for her people.

Thank God they covered her nipples. Oh, wait.

She looks a little exposed for a day on the battlefield. Hope no one tries to take on her immense 90-pound frame in all out rebel war. That might end badly, just saying.