Teen Witch

By Sarah Sanders

Teen Witch (1989) is a classic teen comedy. Quintessential dork Louise Miller has bad clothes, bad hair, and no luck with the boys at her high school. Then she finds out she’s a witch! And everything changes. By everything, I of course mean, her clothes, hair, and luck with boys. She’s totally transformed. In between Louise’s more selfish tendencies, she finds time to help out her mousy pal Polly in this excessively ’80s, yet awesome, rap battle. The battle comes out of nowhere in the movie and is never mentioned again, which is why it makes our bad cred list.

Polly lacks the balls to approach her crush (the dude in the denim capris and midriff baring wifebeater) because of how  funky he is, but Louise zaps her with some magic mojo and Polly is off!

The winning zinger?

Dude in Capris: You can try ’til you’re blue!
Polly: I will make a fool of you!

Battle. Won. TOP THAT!


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