By Sarah Sanders
What could possibly go wrong genetically altering terrifying sharks into massively ginormous, terrifying sharks? Absolutely nothing. That’s why Deep Blue Sea is really boring. And no one gets eaten. Especially not Samuel L. Jackson.
But the cred ultimately lies in the philosophical musings of Carter Blake, played by Tom “I Just Want My Kids Back” Jane.
“That’s the answer to the riddle. Because that’s what an eight thousand pound mako thinks about. About freedom. About the deep blue sea.”
– Carter Blake