By Nicole Sanders
Try to look away. Just try.
1. Mastered the impossible feat of making violence, drug abuse, women beating, murder, bad Jersey accents and tacky nylon suits look undeniably sexy in GoodFellas.
2. Is always yelling.
3. Was the best part of Heartbreakers.
4. Seems to be always bloated.
By Sarah Sanders
Thank you to Horatio Sanz for coming out of the woodwork to make this scene awesome.
“We strictly do 80′s Joel music, sir.”
Kudos also on the Christie Brinkley look-a-like. Essential to the cover band.
Fast Five, (2011).
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Vin Diesel in the same movie. The world surely will implode now.
Also, again, worst poster ever? That’s a lot of sky for very small actors.
By Sarah Sanders
Self-explanatory.
By Sarah Sanders
The genius of Anaconda (1997) lies in the fact that it took three (3!) writers to come up with the brilliant idea of having an insane snake hunter hijack a documentary film crew lost on a river boat in the Amazon. It probably took them 30 minutes to jot down the entire plot, 28 minutes of which were most likely spent discussing how awesome it would be if Jon Voight (with a ponytail) was swallowed by the anaconda then Spit. Back. Out. And wouldn’t it just be the most badass thing if he then winked, too.
I think those three guys were on to something.
Dracula, Bram Stoker’s Dracula, (1992).
Gary Oldman takes many liberties when he acts, and his lecherous take on the geriatric vampire is no exception.
This was too perfect to not include. Nic Cage is a juggernaut of the baddest film cred.
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